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2020’s Reign of Terror Continues With the Introduction of the Cargo Shorts Hat

[Chris Morris voice:] This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen.

Ask fashion critics what’s the one summer item they’d love to see banned forever and more often than not they’ll tell you that cargo shorts need to disappear. But don’t fret, if you’re a middle aged dad worried about both pocket space and fashion faux pas, New Era has teamed up with the TOMBOGO label to create an alternative to cargo shorts: the Cargo Cap.

In case you’ve lost track of time, which is understandable given a month’s worth of news happens every single day in 2020, we’re only about 60% of the way through the year at this point and if you thought the soul-crushing narrative was nearing its completion, TOMBOGO is here to remind us all that it will continue to get worse.

The label’s Cargo Caps are exactly as branded: standard caps with…

Andrew Liszewski

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